4 Reasons I Hate Lists

For reasons I don’t understand, something about the internet drives its authors to crank out list after list after list about… stuff.  Lists feel like the second-most prevalent thing on the internet – after porn and before stupid captioned pictures of animals.  I don’t get the appeal.  In fact, I dislike lists.  Here’s why:

  1. Lists create a false sense of comprehensiveness, especially when the number of items in the list isn’t a multiple of five.  The only rational reason that a rundown of ‘Thirty-Seven Hot Young Volleyball Players’ would exist is that a thirty-eighth could not be found.  This is coming from a guy who never sets an alarm or microwave to any time ending in a five or zero. Continue reading