CLEVELAND, OHIO — The 2012 Presidential Race took yet another interesting turn today. Following Monday’s Republican primary debate and Tuesday night’s ‘State of the Union’ address, an actual empty suit has thrown his hat (a matching fedora) into the ring, and will immediately begin aggressive campaigning.
Tommy Hugo said his final moment of inspiration came during President Obama’s speech last night.
“I watched the Republican debates, and I read the text of the President’s State of the Union – I have a distaste for all of the sitting / standing after every point he makes. I saw those things and I thought, these guys are all just like me. A guy like me could be President!” Mr. Hugo said.
Mr. Hugo gave an impassioned speech in front of supporters at the Cleveland JC Penny he calls home, detailing his campaign platforms.
“My positions? I’m pro-life. And pro-choice. Life is pretty awesome, but, you know, so is having choices. I don’t think you should have to pick between the two. Continue reading